He ākea ākea loa! Ua like ka nui o ka anal me he kumu lāʻau a e kau ana kona labia i waho e like me ko ke kupuna wahine! ʻEhia ka nui o kāu e hoʻomake ai i kahi wahine ʻōpio e hoʻomohala i kāna mau puka e like me ia? ʻOiaʻiʻo, he nani ʻo ia ma kona kino, akā he aha ka maikaʻi inā ua hoʻomaʻamaʻa mua ʻo ia mai nā ʻaoʻao āpau a hiki i ka palena? No ka laʻana, e ʻōlelo kākou me ka penis liʻiliʻi e hoʻopaʻa ʻoe iā ia no nā hola a ʻaʻole hiki iā ʻoe ke hele mai no ka mea, ʻaʻohe hakakā. Ua kapa ʻia ʻo ka lele ʻana me ka puʻupuʻu!
Ua kau ka paipu ma luna o ka bix cool. ʻAʻole ʻo ia i komo i lalo o ka lua, ua lawe mua kona makuahine i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Akā, i mea e ʻeha ʻole ai kekahi, lawe ʻo ia i kāna kaikamahine. Ke haʻi mai nei kekahi mea iaʻu e hana maikaʻi nā paipu i kēia manawa. Inā lākou, ʻoiaʻiʻo, nānā mau ʻia no nā kumu pale. ʻAe, inā hoʻomaka koke ia e kulu, a laila e ʻoluʻolu e kāhea iā ia - hiki iā ia ke mālama.