No ka wahine makua, ʻo ka ʻoiaʻiʻo i hāʻawi ʻia i loko o kona waha a me ka cum ma kahi hoʻokahi e like me ka balsama i kona kino. Manaʻo ʻo ia ʻaʻole i nalowale kona nani a hoʻokūkū ʻo ia me kāna mau ʻōpio ʻōpio ma kahi kūlana kūlike. A ʻo ka noʻonoʻo ʻana o nā kāne e ʻoki nui i kona ʻōpū.
Ua hauʻoli ʻo ia i ka kono ʻana o ka negro iā ia i ka lāʻau - lele ʻo ia me ka hauʻoli! A e noʻonoʻo ʻoe, ʻo ia ka mea nāna i nīnau iā ia, a ua like ʻo ia, "Ua maikaʻi! ʻOiaʻiʻo, ua ʻike nā mea a pau o ka uni i kona ʻano nui - no laila holo nā moa e hauʻoli i kā lākou mau lua. Ua hāʻawi pū kēia brunette i kāna hoki a ʻaʻole naʻe i manaʻo i kona wā i komo ai. A laila e lawe kekahi nerd i wahine hoʻokamakama e like me ia i wahine.
ʻO ka wehewehe ʻana i nā hana moe kolohe ma ke kumuhana o ka trilogy 50 Shades kaulana. Ua hoʻoholo ke kōkua e pāʻani me kona haku ma ke komo ʻana i nā mea a pau a me ka ʻeleʻele: nā kāmaʻa, kahi mask. ʻO ka hoʻokiʻekiʻe ʻana i kāna hoki kiʻekiʻe, hōʻike pololei ʻo ia i kāna mea e makemake ai ma hope.
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