He aha nā mākaʻi pohihihi i kēia mau lā, ma lalo o kekahi kumu e hele ai lākou i ka lāʻau kī. A maikaʻi loa ka wahine hale, hele pū wau iā ia. He kanaka holomua loa ʻo ia, hāʻawi ʻo ia iaʻu i nā lua āpau me ka pilikia ʻole. ʻAe, makemake wau i wahine wahine e like me ia! Laki kāne, aia ʻo ia ma kahi kūpono i ka manawa kūpono, ua hoʻopaʻa maikaʻi ʻo ia iā ia.
He kuʻehiʻe maoli nō ia - pehea ʻo ia e ale ai i ka moa i ʻike ʻole ʻia ka nui o kona waha? ʻOi aku ka manaʻoʻiʻo ʻole pehea ʻo ia e hoʻokō ai i kahi dick nui i mua o kona alo me kahi hale palupalu! He mea pohihihi kēlā!