He hana nui kona waha ma kāna moa! ʻO wau, e kaupalena wau iaʻu iho i ka waha - no laila hoʻomaha wau iaʻu iho a hopu i ka leo. Inā he gulp a lomilomi māmā i kona mau lehelehe ma hope o kēlā - holo piha! Aloha au i ka hiki i ka wahine ke hana me kona waha. A i ka lua o ka holo, hiki iā ʻoe ke hoʻokama iā ia!
ʻIke wau ʻaʻole ʻo ia ka manawa mua a lāua i moe ai. He mea maʻalahi - ʻaʻole pono ʻoe e lawe i kekahi, aia mau ka ʻauʻau a me kahi moena kokoke. ʻOiaʻiʻo, maikaʻi ka dick a kona kaikunāne, no laila e hāʻule kekahi kaikuahine i hoʻokahi a omo i ka manawa mua. ʻAe, me he mea lā iaʻu, ʻaʻole manaʻo ʻo ia e leʻaleʻa me kona kaikuahine me ia - ʻaʻole e kumakaia kona hoa aloha iā ia a e mare paha iā ia. ʻOluʻolu loa ke komo ʻana mai o kona kaikunāne i loko ona - hoʻohauʻoli wale ia iā lākou. )
ʻAʻole maopopo i ke kumu o ka manaʻo ʻole o ka luahine i ka haʻihaʻi i mua ona? A ʻo ka wahine ʻeleʻele liʻiliʻi - lawe lākou iā ia ma luna o kāna hoki a hoʻomau ʻo ia e moe mālie a ʻaʻole holo i ka lumi lumi e holoi ai? Manaʻo paha ʻo ia e noʻonoʻo ʻo ia e pili ana i ka moekolohe, akā ʻaʻohe mea i loaʻa.
Hele loa kēia mau moʻopuna! Hiki i nā poʻe pāʻani maoli ke makemake i ke kupuna kāne Hauʻoli Makahiki Hou ma ia ʻano. A ua kākau lākou i kahi leka iā Santa e makemake lākou i ka moa nui a paʻakikī i ka Eve Makahiki Hou - no laila ua hāʻawi ʻo ia iā Grandpa i kahi dick, a ua māʻona lāua ʻelua. Ke noʻonoʻo nei au i ka mea a ke kupuna kāne i kākau ai iā Santa Claus i kēlā manawa? ))
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