No laila, kau ʻo ia iā ia ma luna o kāna koʻokoʻo a ʻaʻohe mea ʻino. Loaʻa nā ʻano hana mana a pau i ka Pōʻakahi o ka Makahiki Hou a makemake ʻo ia i kēia manawa - ʻoluʻolu ke kīpē piha! Ua palu ʻo ia i kāna dick ma hope - he hōʻailona o ka mahalo. ʻOiaʻiʻo, hāʻawi wale ka makua kāne i kāna kaikamahine i nā waffles hou loa!
ʻAʻohe mea a lākou e ʻōlelo ai no ka makahiki, ʻelemakule a ʻaʻole paha. Akā ʻo nā wahine e like me ia e leʻaleʻa iā lākou iho a lawe mai i kā lākou mau hoa, e kū'ē i nā cocksuckers ʻōpio. Ke hele maoli nei ka blonde, me he mea lā ʻaʻole lākou i hauʻoli i ka manawa lōʻihi.