Manaʻo wau ua ʻike ka ʻanakē i waho o kāna keiki i kahi wahi. ʻAe, ʻo wai ka mea ʻē aʻe i loko o kona hale e nānā ana i nā kiʻi o nā puʻupuʻu olohelohe? ʻO nā pōpō piha a me kahi dick uʻi i alakaʻi i kahi kanaka i ka huakaʻi. Ua hauʻoli ʻia kēlā me kēia ʻīlio ma ke ʻano o kāna hōʻike ʻana i kona ʻū. Akā ke kali wale nei kēia ʻīlio no kēlā. Ua kau ʻo ia i kona waha ma luna o kāna keikikāne nui! Ua hoʻolālā ʻo ia i kēia no ka manawa lōʻihi. Makemake au e hoʻomāʻewaʻewa i kāna ʻano ʻīlio ʻoki!
ʻO wai ka mea i kanalua! ʻAe, ua pulu nā lehelehe o kēia kumu hoʻohālike keʻokeʻo no ka manawa lōʻihi - ua kiʻekiʻe ʻo ia i ka manaʻo e lawe i kona poʻo i loko o kona waha. Ua ʻohi maoli ʻo ia iā ia i ka wā pana! Ua manaʻo ʻoe ʻaʻole ʻo ia i manaʻo? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hana! Hiki iā ʻoe ke haʻi mai iā ia ʻo ke kālā a me nā dicks kona nāwaliwali nui loa. Akā, pono ʻoe e laka i nā puka ke kuʻi ʻoe i ka moa. Whoo-ha-ha!!!
ʻO wai ka makemake i kēlā?